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Some jokes to lighten you up!
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Posted on: 31 December 2009 at 12:00amIve cracked everyone around including my twin toddlers!
I'm not sparing you all either so laugh along with me. Here are some of the interesting jokes I came across!
Hope you'll like it.
If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, hes warm for a day.
"Am i the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
The first 3 years of Marriage:
In the 1st year, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the 3rd year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "Wou can have mine."
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
0 to 200 in 6 seconds! Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed off. She told him, 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it BETTER BE THERE!' The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out he window and sure enough there was a box gift
wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe & ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new..weighing scale!!! Bob has been missing since Friday.
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
Posted in : Mischief Corner
Being a mother has brought about a complete 360 degrees change to my life!
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Posted on: 18 December 2009 at 12:00amHi everyone!!!
My fingers were
aching to thank all of you for all the lovely wishes! This is a special phase
in Hiten and my life. And good wishes and prayers are what we really need, at
the moment, especially since our two angels can be quite the devil sometimes! The first feeling besides being tired and exhausted after the delivery was
simply...amazing! I cant quite recollect, but Hiten says I had tears in my
eyes..Happy tears! 
Everyone knows life changes and only gets busier once children come along. But you have to experience it to know what the feeling is! It gets hard at times, particularly when trying our level best to stop them from crying! Funny faces, sounds, to playing peek-a-boo...Its almost like a circus at home! Becoming a parent makes you re-live your childhood. The nonsensical things we parents do for these toddlers can get quite hilarious at times!
Time passes by
just like that with them. I'm always on my toes, having no time to even sit and
breathe! Being a mother has brought about a complete 360 degrees change to my life. All the time we are just looking after them. We take turns in baby sitting, where I'm taking
care of one and Hiten of the other. I think we are getting better at handling
them day by day
And yes guys, 1 month is up! But yet, Nevaan and Katya are yet very little due to which the interaction
is very limited. Fortunately they are not cranky babies, but rather peaceful.
What a lucky mother I am! Nevaan looks like Hiten but he can have a bad temper! Like if I take him for a wash when he does not want to, the whole house is
echoing with his raging screams! Hiten says he looks just like him but is just like me. 
On the other hand, Katya looks like me but is just like
Hiten. Very cool temperament! She is very patient and hardly cries. But as kids grow up, their features develop
and continue changing so lets see whose copies they eventually turn out as.
As of now we
are both out of time for ourselves and have every second devoted towards them.
Not only are they growing, but the both of us are as well...We are having a hectic, but a great time! They have left me with absolutely no time for anything! So I
definitely wont be taking up any work for quite some tome now. I want to spend
as much time with them as possible. And I want to
make the most out of it and keep making each passing day memorable! Only if
substantial and interesting work comes by, will I consider coming back on
television. But for now, my life revolves around my two little imps. Now its
their chance to be entertained by Hiten and me
I know I don't
keep in touch as much as Hiten does, and I'm sorry for that! The kids are high maintenance, you see
Even 24 hours seem too less now! Hiten too is trying to juggle everything
at home and at work but writes and keeps all of you informed! Ill try coming
back soon myself.
Thank you once
again for all your blessings. A toothless smile from Nevaan and Katya as well
Love,
Gauri
Posted in : Journey So Far
Nevaan and Katya come home...!
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Posted on: 05 December 2009 at 12:00amHi dear friends!
With Gauri's pregnancy, even I felt like I was on maternity leave! Well as you all know, Gauri is back with the best presents she
could possibly gift me - our twins, Nevaan and Katya. All three are doing
very well with all your blessings. Gauri and I have come even closer
than before. The bond has deepened and a new meaning has been achieved
to it.
It is a totally different feeling with these two adorable additions to our family. How time flies, it amazes me! The paternal feeling is probably not comparable to the mighty maternal, but then I can only wonder how special this phase must be for Gauri.
Gauri and the kids came home on the 19th of November. The first
thing we did was, the 'ghar pravesh' puja and that's how we welcomed our
babies home
I had the bed decorated with flowers for a warm welcome. So it was plain and simple. Nothing fancy.
At the moment there are not many ways we can play or interact with
them. But I have already made big plans once they are little bigger.
Like make them play PSP. So the three of us will have a jolly good time 
Right now they are too little and only wake up when hungry. That's
usually the only time I get to play with their little fingers and toes!
So you can see, we have settled in and are taking each day as it
comes, savoring these early years of theirs. How beautiful it is to
just see that calm, innocent, trouble-free expression on their sleeping
face..Although when they are cranky and not attended to, its the
complete opposite! 
We hope to be the best parents to them and teach them good values.
And in return, Nevaan and Katya have already taught me something.. 1.
To be happy for no reason, 2. to be always busy doing something & 3. to know how to demand and divert everybodys attention
This is the first chapter to our new journey. We will keep you updated on our progress soon!
Love,
Hiten
Posted in : Journey So Far
